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how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????
If not an emergency it burns for 29 minutes
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that-sarah-is-such-a-cumberbitch:
this is the gayest poster i’ve ever seen.
I thought that was Captain Jack on the left for a second
that would explain this whole ad
Are we just going to overlook the fact that they’re on the “S. S. Leviathan”?
(I’m not sure where I’m going with that, but there it is)
On the S. S. Leviathan, everyone’s strictly into Dick
On the S. S. Leviathan, everyone’s strictly into Dick
this one deserves an award
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Guys it got better

OMG

Ah, the Ohio Nerdfighters facebook group is a beautiful place.
Brilliance, all of it.
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omg
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sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’

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Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

I got stuck
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i jUST WANT TO BE LIKED
I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG
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TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES
How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition(via joyheartsyou)




